This just came in the email and I thought Luke might like to see it. I thought the rest of us might like to fantasise about our own names and book titles being in an email like this too.
Hello from Amazon.com.
We are writing about the order you placed on August 14 2009 (Order# 103-7215068-9163435). The item(s) listed below will actually ship sooner than we originally expected:
Luke Keioskie "Dead America"
Previous estimated arrival date: October 07 2009 - October 21 2009
New estimated arrival date: October 06 2009
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Sincerely, Customer Service Department http://www.amazon.com
(6th October! I can hardly wait!)
The Orbiteers 